Haircut Lockdown Blues

I thought it would be isolation,

Social distancing and separation,

But it turns out my biggest fear

Is cutting my hair and chopping off an ear!

 

My hair is getting longer,

But I’m not getting any stronger.

I just have to accept that every day

Is going to be a “Bad Hair Day”.

 

I need a hat, and that is that.

I tried a baseball cap but just got in a flap.

I tried a beret, tres tres francais.

I tried a fedora, but that was out of order.

 

I just have to accept that every day

Is going to be a “Bad Hair Day”.

No if or and or but,

When lockdown is over, I’m getting a haircut!

 

By Tony Openshaw

Tony Openshaw
Tony is one of our Manchester reporters, you can read all about him on our Meet the Team page.

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