The Queen is like us, at least that’s what I think,
She may not be tied to the kitchen sink.
She’s a Mother and a Grandma and a Wife too,
She’s got her own problems, just like we do.
When Philip goes out I bet she’s a bag of nerves,
What if a dog runs out and the car he’s in swerves?
She worries about Andrew and the problems he brings,
Being in the papers and OTHER things.
I can’t tell you the names of her dogs, only that they’re Corgis,
I don’t think her or Philip take them for walkies.
Failed marriages and divorce seem to be a theme,
I don’t think these couples have worked as a team.
Her home is a palace and she sits on a throne,
I wonder if sometimes she wants to be alone.
Her title is Queen and it is what it is,
To her close friends and family, she’s simply known as “ Liz”.
by Debbie Williams