Sunday Lunch Spell

Take a pint of goat’s blood, mix it with some spice,

a cup of nettles, bits of bats and several baby mice.

Grate in half a toadstool and fold in half an ear

Add a touch of evil and smear it with a sneer

Drop in rotten bull’s eyes, an ounce or two of vomit

Add a dirty toenail with fungus growing on it.

Finish with a swirl of scum, a garnish of fish lips…


And how would you like that, madam – with jacket or with chips?

By Carole Ogden


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