Take a pint of goat’s blood, mix it with some spice,
a cup of nettles, bits of bats and several baby mice.
Grate in half a toadstool and fold in half an ear
Add a touch of evil and smear it with a sneer
Drop in rotten bull’s eyes, an ounce or two of vomit
Add a dirty toenail with fungus growing on it.
Finish with a swirl of scum, a garnish of fish lips…
And how would you like that, madam – with jacket or with chips?
By Carole Ogden